Hello, bald monkey! What? Surprised to see an alien? Ha! Trust me, better me than the Swarm of monsters that devours worlds. By the way, they’ll arrive in about ten years—and you’re all doomed.
What? You want to survive? Then join the Legion!
The Legion is a chance to earn! And money is your salvation. And yes… Don’t tell anyone about the Legion. No one will believe you anyway.