Hello, bald monkey! What? Surprised to see an alien? Ha! Believe me, it’s better me than the Brood of monsters that devour worlds. By the way, it’ll arrive in about ten years—and it’s curtains for all of you. What? Want to survive? Then join the Legion! The Legion is a chance to earn money! And money is your salvation. And yes... don’t tell anyone about the Legion. Nobody will believe you anyway.