Hi, bald monkey!
What? Surprised to see an alien? Ha! Believe me, it’s better me than Roy—a monster eating worlds. By the way, he’ll arrive in about ten years, and you’ll all be finished.
What? You want to survive? Then join the Legion!
The Legion is a chance to earn! And money is your salvation. And yes… don’t tell anyone about the Legion. No one will believe you anyway.