Hello, bald monkey! What? Surprised to see an alien? Ha! Believe me, it’s better to have me than Roy—the monster that devours worlds. He’ll show up in about ten years, and everyone of you is doomed. What? You want to survive? Then join the Legion! The Legion is a chance to earn money! And money is your salvation. And yes… Don’t tell anyone about the Legion. It doesn’t matter—no one will believe you anyway.