Hello, bald monkey! What? Surprised to see an alien? Ha! Believe me, I’m better than Roy—the monster that devours worlds. By the way, he’ll arrive in about ten years, and then you’re all done for.
What? You want to survive? Then join the Legion! The Legion is a chance to earn!
And money is your salvation. And yes… don’t tell anyone about the Legion. It doesn’t matter—no one will believe you anyway.