Hi, bald monkey! What? Surprised to see an alien? Ha! Believe me, I’m better than the Roy of monstrous devours world after world. By the way, he’ll arrive in about ten years—and you’ll all be doomed.
What? You want to survive? Then join the Legion!
The Legion is a chance to earn money! And money is your salvation. And yes… Don’t tell anyone about the Legion. Nobody will believe you anyway.