"Hi, bald monkey! What? Surprised to see an alien? Ha! Believe me, it’s better me than a swarm of monsters devouring worlds. By the way, he’ll arrive in about ten years—and it’ll be your end. What? You want to survive? Then join the Legion! The Legion is a chance to earn money! And money is your salvation. And yes... Don’t tell anyone about the Legion. No one will believe you anyway."