Hello, bald monkey!
What? Surprised to see an alien? Ha! Trust me, I’m better than that swarm of monsters devouring worlds.
By the way, he’s going to arrive in about ten years, and you’ll all be doomed.
What? Want to survive? Then join the Legion!
The Legion is a way to earn money! And money is your salvation.
And yes... don’t tell anyone about the Legion. Nobody will believe you anyway.