Hello, bald monkey! What? Surprised to see an alien? Ha! Believe me, it’s better me than Roy—the monster that devours worlds. By the way, he’ll arrive in about ten years, and it’ll be the end for all of you.
What? You want to survive? Then join the Legion!
The Legion is a chance to earn money! And money is your salvation. And yes… don’t tell anyone about the Legion. No one will believe you anyway.