Hello, bald monkey! What? Surprised to see an alien? Ha! Trust me, it’s better me than Roy—the monster that eats worlds. And by the way, he’ll arrive in about ten years, and all of you are finished.
What? Want to survive? Then join the Legion! Legion is a chance to earn money! And money is your salvation.
And yes… Don’t tell anyone about the Legion. No one will believe you anyway.