Hello, bald monkey! What? Surprised to see an alien? Ha! Believe me, it’s better that it’s me than Rois—the monster that eats worlds. He’ll arrive in about ten years, and then it’s all over for you all. What? You want to survive? Then join the Legion! The Legion is a chance to earn! And money is your salvation. And yes… don’t tell anyone about the Legion. No one will believe you anyway.