Small Gods
13 hrs. 16 min.
It was the Year of the Fickle Serpent, which meant that a full two hundred years had passed since the Testament of the prophet Abbot, and the world was about to receive the Eighth Prophet.
The church of the Great God Om was never wrong about such things. Prophets are extremely punctual people. You could even use them to set your calendar by—though you’d need a very large calendar.
Whenever the arrival of another prophet is expected, the church doubles its efforts to look as holy as possible. People run around, there is bustle everywhere—exactly as in a large corporation before the auditors arrive. New standards of piety were urgently developed, and those whose piety left something to be desired were put to death without much hesitation.
All the most popular religions keep a very close eye on the piety of their flock, and the church of the Great God Om is no exception. The supreme hierarchs issued statements that society is sliding downward faster than in the national luge championship, that heresy must be torn out by the roots, along with hand, foot, eye, and tongue, and that the time has come to cleanse ourselves of corruption.
Blood has always been considered an extremely effective cleaning agent.
The church of the Great God Om was never wrong about such things. Prophets are extremely punctual people. You could even use them to set your calendar by—though you’d need a very large calendar.
Whenever the arrival of another prophet is expected, the church doubles its efforts to look as holy as possible. People run around, there is bustle everywhere—exactly as in a large corporation before the auditors arrive. New standards of piety were urgently developed, and those whose piety left something to be desired were put to death without much hesitation.
All the most popular religions keep a very close eye on the piety of their flock, and the church of the Great God Om is no exception. The supreme hierarchs issued statements that society is sliding downward faster than in the national luge championship, that heresy must be torn out by the roots, along with hand, foot, eye, and tongue, and that the time has come to cleanse ourselves of corruption.
Blood has always been considered an extremely effective cleaning agent.
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The Colour of Magic
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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The Light Fantastic
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Feet of Clay
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Equal Rites
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Eric
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Interesting Times
(narrated by
Abr Kapitan)
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Interesting Times
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Night Watch
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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The Last Continent
(narrated by
Epifan Ukh, Vita Kovaleva, Lisa)
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The Last Hero
(narrated by
Abr Kapitan)
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Unseen Academicals
(narrated by
Elena Polonetskaya)
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Snuff
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Equal Rites
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Witches Abroad
(narrated by
Alexey Sergeyev)
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Wyrd Sisters
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Witches Abroad
(narrated by
DrLutz)
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Witches Abroad
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Lords and Ladies
(narrated by
DrLutz)
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Lords and Ladies
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Maskerade
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Carpe Jugulum
(narrated by
Nelly)
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Carpe Jugulum
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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The Wee Free Men
(narrated by
Abr Kapitan, Nelly)
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The Wee Free Men
(narrated by
Dellini)
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A Hat Full of Sky
(narrated by
Abr Kapitan, Nelly)
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Wintersmith
(narrated by
Ivan Litvinov)
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Wintersmith
(narrated by
Abr Kapitan, Nelly)
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Midnight Dress
(narrated by
Abr Kapitan, Nelly)
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The Shepherd's Crown
(narrated by
Max Potyomkin)
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Mort
(narrated by
Mikhail Makushev)
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Mort
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Reaper Man
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Soul Music
(narrated by
Max Potyomkin)
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Soul Music
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Hogfather
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
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Hogfather
(narrated by
Max Potyomkin)
24.
Thief of Time
(narrated by
Sergey Kirsanov)
25.
Guards! Guards!
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
26.
Jingo
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
27.
Feet of Clay
(narrated by
Ignatyev Dmitry (digig))
28.
Only You Can Save Mankind
(narrated by
Max Potyomkin)
28.
The Patriot
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
29.
The Fifth Elephant
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
29.
The Fifth Elephant
(narrated by
Max Potyomkin)
30.
Night Watch
(narrated by
Max Potyomkin)
31.
Thud!
(narrated by
Max Potyomkin)
31.
Thud!
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
32.
Snuff
(narrated by
Max Potyomkin)
33.
Going Postal
(narrated by
Sergey Tsaregorodtsev)
33.
Going Postal
(narrated by
Albert Kramer)
34.
Making Money
(narrated by
Sergey Tsaregorodtsev)
35.
Raising Steam
(narrated by
Sergey Tsaregorodtsev)
36.
Pyramids
(narrated by
Ilya Dementyev)
37.
Moving Pictures
(narrated by
Mikhail Makushev, Irina Shornova)
38.
Small Gods
39.
The Truth
(narrated by
Oleg Buldakov)
Making Money
(narrated by
Alexander Aravushkin)
Going Postal
(narrated by
Alexander Aravushkin)
Going Postal
(narrated by
Alexander Klyukvin)
Stories from the Discworld
(narrated by
Mikhail Makushev)
Raising Steam
(narrated by
Alexander Aravushkin)
Tales from the Discworld
(narrated by
Vladislav Kopp)
0.
Monstrous Regiment
(narrated by
Max Potyomkin)
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