Word has spread through Ankh-Morpork: the dwarfs have learned how to turn lead into gold! And indeed they have learned. But by a difficult path. The difference between difficult paths and easy ones is that difficult paths sometimes work. And this one worked. The first newspaper of Ankh-Morpork costs only 5 cents! “Ankh-Morpork Times”—Truth will make you free! As the proverb goes: lies will run around the world until truth puts on shoes. Truth has put on shoes—and now intends to kick some behinds properly!