I lived quietly, ruling the afterlife. But then this *** with her people and angels showed up! The scoundrels destroyed everything and almost killed me... But I returned! Stop! My only follower and candidate for a body is a sick kid who’s going to die soon? Are you serious?!
Author’s note: The book breaks the rules, the brain, the liver—and scares off reptiloids. And it’s also very dangerous to read it on an empty stomach... I tried to write a funny, easy-going story—hope it turned out that way.