I lived quietly, ruling the afterlife. But then this *** showed up with her people and angels! They wrecked everything, and they even almost killed me… But I came back!
Stop! My only follower and body candidate is a sick kid who’s going to die soon? Seriously?!
Author’s notes:
The book breaks canon, brains, liver—and scares off reptiloids. And it’s also very dangerous to read on an empty stomach… I tried to write a funny, easygoing story—I hope it turned out.