I lived quietly, ruling the afterlife. But then this *** showed up with her people and angels! They wrecked everything, and those bastards almost killed me… But I’m back!
Stop! My only follower and candidate to inhabit my body is a sick boy who’s going to die soon? Are you serious?!
Author’s notes:
The book breaks canon, brains, liver, and scares off reptiloids. And it’s also very dangerous to read it on an empty stomach… I tried to write a humorous, not-too-heavy story—hope it worked.