I lived quietly, ran the afterlife. But then this *** showed up with her people and angels! The scoundrels ruined everything, and they even almost killed me… But I’m back!
Stop! My only follower and candidate for a new body is a sick kid who’s going to die soon? Seriously?!
Author’s notes: The book breaks the canon—mind, liver, and scares off reptiloids. And it’s also very dangerous to read it on an empty stomach… I tried to write a humorous, not-too-stressful story—I hope it turned out.