Aliens are everywhere already! They sell us vodka, and we vote for them in elections. They charm the people to seem kind, but in reality they’re green, slippery, and disgusting creatures. And they even eat frogs! It seems like Earth is in danger, but on it live Seryoga Tyutyunin and Leha Okurkin. Once they turn in the bottles, they start acting—so aliens won’t get off easily…