Tyutyunin vs. the Aliens

Aliens are everywhere already! They sell us vodka; we vote for them in elections. They charm people to seem kind—but in reality, they’re green, slippery, and disgusting creatures. And they also eat frogs! It seems Earth is in danger, but on it live Seryoga Tyutyunin and Lekha Okurkin. They hand over the bottles—and then they start acting, meaning the aliens are in for trouble…