Aliens are already everywhere! They sell us vodka, and we vote for them in elections. They charm people to seem kind—but in truth they are green, slippery, and nasty creatures. And they also eat frogs!
It would seem Earth is in danger, but on it live Seryoga Tyutyunin and Lekha Okurkin.
Turning in the bottles, they start acting—and that means the aliens are in for it…