My name is Viktoria Zagnybeda, and I am a witch. It sounds like a confession at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. But that’s exactly what it is. The professors of the Academy of Witchcraft, Sorcery, Magic, and Enchantment sighed with relief when I left the walls of my alma mater—and with a sense of accomplishment they assigned me to a village where, apparently, they hadn’t sent anyone for a hundred years. They probably hoped the glorious deeds of an incompetent student would never reach them due to the distance.
And what did I do to them? The truth is, the moment I showed up at my workplace—something started… In other words, it’s not something a whole team of exterminators could handle.
And what about me? I didn’t do anything.
So why doesn’t anyone believe me? Please love me and don’t complain!