The most dangerous profession is writing! What did you think? Then consider this: a disheveled woman bursts into Viola Tarakanova’s husband’s office, throws a pamphlet right at her, and screams a whole string of obscenities. Of course, Viola—like every somewhat well-known writer—has her own personal schizophrenic. But the visitor turned out to be Lyubka Gaskonina, her classmate! And she claims that Vilka envied her back in school, and that’s why she wrote a little book in which she vividly described all sorts of family secrets and vices of Lyubka herself and her mother—the retired ballerina. Viola insists she would never write such trash—wrong genre and format. Still, Vilka’s husband, Stepan Dmitriev, believes it’s his duty to defend his wife’s honor and, step by step, starts getting pulled into the family mess of the Gaskonins. Oh, if only he knew how much madness and nonsense is lurking in those thickets—and who his eternal engine really is!