Kill or Teach

Did you agree to teach at the Academy of War and Peace? Be careful! You’ll be dealing with unmanageable students and unheard-of races. You’ll have to put out fires in the corridors, dodge rockfalls, and calm down flying furniture. You’ll have to manage a magnetic field and fight green giants. But the biggest problem is your direct boss—vice-rector and warrior-várvar—impudent, unbalanced, and insanely in love with the new teacher.