Kill or Teach

So you’ve agreed to teach at the Academy of War and Peace? Be careful! You’ll be faced with unmanageable students and unheard-of races. You’ll be putting out fires in corridors, dodging rockfalls, and calming down flying furniture. You’ll have to control a magnetic field and fight green giants. But the biggest problem will be your direct superior—the prorector and warrior-barbarian—cheeky, unstable, and madly in love with the new teacher.