Retro Bit 3

Wacha-wacha, homie. Have you heard of Canaliero? Cristóbal Colón. He’s the real deal with huevos—not some random pen­dejo. While everyone else hangs around the barrio and looks for trouble with cops, he’s making real money off computer junk and arcade machines.

Chris has a stolen “Apple 2” stashed away, plans to start his own company, “Canalía Games,” and his old lady is a real Chinese witch who casts spells to bring him luck. And don’t even ask what they’re doing with the little yellow rubber ducks.