What is a curse? For someone, eternal youth is a curse; someone else will curse everything in the world if their Wi-Fi goes out. And that’s the beauty of a curse—it can become anything. For example, a shoe. What if you cursed it so that your feet would never stink? But then you’d go deaf in one ear. Or this wonderful suit—immunity to fire magic, but cold magic will kill you instantly?
Oh, how many wonderful experiments I can run! After all, now I’m a tailor. Cursed tailor—and I sew cursed things!