What is a curse? For someone, eternal youth is a curse; and someone will curse everything in the world if their Wi-Fi goes out. That’s the beauty of a curse—it can become anything. For example, a boot. What if you curse it so that your feet will never stink? But then you’d go deaf in one ear. Or this wonderful jacket? Immunity to fire magic, but frost magic will kill you instantly.
Oh, how many wonderful experiments I can conduct! After all, now I’m a tailor. A cursed tailor—and I sew cursed things!