For a thousand years I fought for my clan, keeping all of China in fear and reverence. But I’m tired of it. Where is my vacation? Where is the promised peace? I spat on everything, changed my appearance, and left for Russia. The truth is, after just a couple of weeks I realized that rest isn’t for me… Boring! I want my own clan—with preferans and beauties! Move over, magical aristocracy! The old master will show you that his kung fu is stronger than your kung fu!