For a thousand years I fought for my clan, holding all of China in fear and reverence. But I’m tired of it. Where’s my vacation? Where’s the promised peace? Spitting on everything, I changed my appearance and went to Russia. Though, just a couple of weeks later I realized rest isn’t for me… Boring! I want my own clan—with preference and pretty girls! Move over, magical aristocracy! The old master will show you that his kung fu is stronger than yours!