Incomplete Conception

When your weight is over one hundred kilograms, you don’t think that:

- being a virgin at twenty-three is something out of science fiction

- you can sleep with the boss and not remember it

- during the meeting, you’ll start having pains that feel like contractions

- you’ll give birth to a child that same day…

Stop… That’s all about me! There’s only one tiny question. Was I pregnant?!