When your weight is over a hundred kilograms, you don’t think that:
— virginity at twenty-three is something from the realm of fantasy;
— you can sleep with the boss and not remember it;
— during a staff briefing you’ll get pains like labor contractions;
— on the same day you’ll give birth to a child…
Stop… That’s all about me! There’s only one little question: was I pregnant?! Contains profanity.