“You need to lose weight!” You’ve probably heard this phrase more than once. “If you want a lasting effect, you can’t use magic!” That much is clear. But then what? Should I look for a witch-fat-maker? That’s mysticism—it’s forbidden. Dangerous—werewolves in uniforms are on the lookout! Transform into a frog? Live like that for a while… Or a cat? He’s abnormal—he won’t let you live in peace, and that also has to be taken into account. And demurgy people want to know—what happened to the colleague, the author of this strange world. Do I really have to look for the creator-demurge traces, too—and also lose weight in a standard way: scales, proper nutrition, calorie control, and physical exercise? Boring! It’s easier to find a witch! But what if she won’t help?!
Still, weight loss is necessary—under threat to a harmonious family life.
Setting: a world of witches with fluid magic.
A parody. Not on format. Magical detective. Romance.