Fasten your seatbelts and put on your helmets. You’ll be shaken on the bones of monsters and swept through unexpected turns. In your face will fly sharp jokes, drops of blood, and evil magic. And pretty young noble ladies will start attaching themselves to your neck. But don’t take up all the space in our old-time automobile—leave some for my future student, whom I need to choose among the students of the local university. And also think about how we can level up faster in the new world, gather as many strong souls as possible, and get revenge on the ones who killed my mother in the cruellest way possible.