What is a curse? For someone, eternal youth is a curse, while someone else would curse everything in the world if their Wi‑Fi went out. That’s the beauty of a curse—it can become anything at all. Say, for example, a boot. What if you cursed it so that your feet would never stink? But at the same time you’d go deaf in one ear? Or this wonderful jacket? Immunity to fire magic, but cold magic would instantly kill you?
Oh, how many wonderful experiments I can run! After all, now I’m a tailor. Cursed tailor, and I’m sewing cursed things!