Tenants of the Fifth Dimension

Checking the mailbox, Verochka found a pink slip of paper.

“An increase in the size of your living space without registration and SMS. You have a small apartment, but you want it to be bigger? But of course you don’t have money for a new, spacious apartment. A small salary, unplanned children, relatives you need to take care of, so they live with you? You’ll forget about the lack of those so necessary square meters simply by calling us by phone—and our specialists will come and solve your housing problems in the shortest time possible. Don’t worry about prices. Our prices are so ridiculous that they’re affordable even for a Russian language teacher or a cleaning lady. Just call us right now and check out the flexible system of installment plans and payments.”