Marrying the First Woman I Meet

“Marry the First Person You Meet” is a novel by Stella Kyary, a modern romance with humor and youth prose. I’m successful and rich; she’s a simple window washer. Still, one morning I didn’t suspect we’d have to get married. Three days to arrange the wedding, otherwise I’ll lose shares in my company! And why did I make that bet? — “You wash badly! I’ll complain.” — “Everything shines on my side!” — “And what’s this? Isn’t it dirt?!” I take coffee and splash it onto the neighboring pane. Americano spreads into a blotch. — “Crazy!” — the girl on the rope outside shows me the middle finger. And then she douses me with dirty water from a bucket.