“That’s my number!” the red-haired girl stomped angrily.
“Come on! Whoever gets up first gets the slippers. I checked in a couple of minutes earlier!”
She sighed a couple of times, exhaled…
“A real gentleman always gives way to a lady!” The “mermaid” pose in anger didn’t impress the man. His eyebrow shot up. He looked around and said:
“And where did you see a gentleman?”
Author’s note: high-morality unicorns don’t graze on these lawns.