How can you derail your life in just a few days? Easy! First, a new inquisitor was assigned to our backwater town. Then I tried—unfortunately—to seduce him. I got drunk, ordered a proud demon— and it went downhill from there! I ended up right in the middle of a conspiracy to avoid prison, pretending to be someone else’s fiancée. Is that too much for one witch? Add the desire of unknown people to kill me, the sudden acquisition of dubious relatives—and the picture is complete.