Your team perfectly fits the requirement “hellish noobs”—four ancient retirees who, only a month ago, had no idea what the game was, spending most of their time in “Alternate World” in “grunts.” And then there’s Lukyanov, the clumsy school kid who joined them. Only I know you’re not the losers you’re trying to look like. At least, surprises are possible with you. And I love surprises.