Lesson Eight: How to Marry a Dark Lord

Never agree to be present at the wedding of the crown princess. Never! Instead of enjoying the marriage ceremony in a goblin way, you’ll have to look for an entrance to the hidden refuge of a wicked sea witch, again barge into the bedroom of an amorous lord, and possibly end up trapped by your cunning enemy.

But if that doesn’t frighten you, consider this: weddings are contagious, and the next one could become yours— in the very near future and in the worst possible version: with a hundred gnomes, close and distant relatives, the whole cast of court dark lords and ladies, as well as the Dark Lord himself and the ruler of the worlds of Chaos, who decided to honor this event with their attention.

Ah, you’re scared already and want to escape? Too late! After all, your favorite dark lord won’t give you even a chance to refuse to spend the night with him on the shore of the starry ocean. The bridal night…