Three Wise Men in a Tub

Wisdom usually comes with age. And then it goes away again. But what is true wisdom for a wizard? To achieve results—at any cost! If you need to perform a feat, find yourself a hero. No one? Then make one out of whatever you can find! Is the boat leaking? We’ll fix it! Can’t do it? Then we’ll call for a new one… and let those sailors not complain about arbitrariness—they’re just a free attachment to the floating vessel! Still complain? Turn them into some nasty thing… but not all of them, because then no one will row!

No, for a real wizard, nothing is impossible. The right spell will solve any problem. The only thing is: remember it… how was it… hrrr-ps-ps-ps…