If things are so sad that you’re ready to fall in love with a minstrel–half-elf from a computer game, then you definitely should change something in your life: dump the boring boyfriend, find a job to your taste, or simply die—whatever luck brings you. But if you happen to end up after death in that very game, don’t expect the minstrel to be a prince on a white horse and start composing ballads in your honor. Didn’t you hear the saying: “Meet a half-elf—expect trouble”? And trust me, the need to save the world is the most trivial one of them.