If someone tries to impose a prophecy on you, it’s best to try to avoid fulfilling it. But what do you do if no matter what you do—if you just go to a tavern, for example—they still try to pull you into some sort of trouble? And not just anyone—local lords who have started a war with the king. Because the hero from the prophecy doesn’t lie around on the road... unless he drank too much.
And then some mysterious woman appears in your dreams and asks you to free her, promising all sorts of things while making it unmistakably clear… No, thanks—this is not for heroics! It’s easier to steal your friend away from your own double—especially since she looks just like your ex. And what if she’s the admiral of the cosmo-fleet from a parallel world?
But no matter what, you’ll still have to take part in the war. Otherwise the war will come to your doorstep. And who will clean all this up afterward? And the prophecy... Come on, give me a break! What do you mean there are two of them already? Fine—we’ll fulfill both, right away, and so badly that nobody will be happy!