Plates fly around the kitchen, the kettle boils on its own, a loaf of bread and a piece of cheese rush willingly under the kitchen knife, a beauty turns into a she-wolf, lyrical poems sound like a menacing spell, causing earthquakes, opening locked doors… Such is the everyday life of the poet Sergey Gnedin. Because his beloved wife is a witch. And not the last in her hierarchy. But when the sixteen-year-old sister of his wife, who came to visit from Petrozavodsk, begins traveling through the Dark Worlds in the guise of a star from the Sailor Moon cartoon—to carry out justice in the name of the Moon, to shoot back with lightning, when red roses fall out of nowhere piercing innocent people with steel stems—then even the poet can’t bear it and rushes into the thick of the prose of life: to find the girl, to reason with her, to protect her from evil.