Give Me a Baby, Boss!

— You’d better hurry with the kids. Either now or never. You need to conceive the child as soon as possible. Talk to your boyfriend... — Great— I nod briskly. If there’s a chance, you can’t miss it. I’m already thinking where we’ll live with the baby. What I’ll name the girl or the boy. There’s just one problem... — But I don’t have a boyfriend. — Find one. Pah! Easy! All the way I’m thinking about where to find a gorgeous man. An ideal gene pool. And here he is. My father’s best friend. I approach, lift my gaze, and look into those blue, cold eyes—ones that immediately cut into me like ice. And I boldly blurt out: — Will you make me a baby?