Profession: Witch

Every sensible person firmly knows: there are no vampires; vampires love human blood; vampires fear garlic, aspen, and sunlight. But what do vampires themselves think about it? Oh, they would be happy to tell you—if only you could find a sufficiently impartial and brave listener! What you have in your hands is a detailed report based on personal observations, compiled by the cheerful disciple of the Starminsk School of Magi, priestesses and herb-lore keepers. But hasn’t it occurred to you that vampires might have managed to mislead even her?..