"Once upon a time, it was all fine and dandy. I hunted monsters, worked out my biceps— and bam! You’re talented, you’re a trainer—go to the academy… Did you seriously think you can do that? Here, all the monsters pee themselves just from one look at me. How am I supposed to train them? Get lost in the ass… That’s what I thought. But life is such a tricky piece of junk…"
And it’s not a copy-paste: I had enough problem women already—and then problem relatives appeared too! And these games… Frog games. We’ll entertain the common folk like clowns. Or we won’t—and everything will go to hell?.. We’ll see.