Alien flying saucers have long been flying across our planet without any manners. Sometimes these little green, purple, and gray-brownish creatures even landed on Earth and caused all kinds of trouble. But the last straw that overflowed the patience of the world community was the arrogant kidnapping of a bottle of champagne “Veuve Clicquot” from the personal bar of the head of the European Union, Mr. Ekhanson. That’s when the question of protecting planet Earth’s sovereignty became especially urgent. As usual, the rescue solution came from Russia, and the team of “X-cleaners” took up the job. They were children of different peoples—more precisely, special forces—but what united them was devotion to their home planet, incredible strength, inhuman endurance, comprehensive knowledge of martial arts, and a complete lack of imagination.