Talking cats are the dream of many cat owners… Naive people! They don’t even suspect what a complicated and difficult life it can be with a cat that sees everything, knows everything about them— and, what’s more, can also tell them all about it. And that’s not all… a cat can also make its owner’s life completely un-boring. Do you want to arrange your own “cat” personal life? The cat will tell you everything! Do you want to make your life more comfortable? You’ll hear the details too. And even pesky people also need careful guidance! So… how to raise both kittens of your own and human ones, how to teach sense to a grown cruel fool when all you have under your paw is a fishing hole, how not to hide your beloved man, how to drive a pedantic foreign lover of the Russian language mad, how to find yourself and your tastes in the pile of things to do, how to build the detailed “bulldog” rules… About all this—and much more—a simple talking cat can tell you.