Oh, My Bum
10 hrs. 34 min.
“Oh, My Bum” is a novel; genre: contemporary romance, romantic comedy, romantic erotica.
“Why are you so gloomy? Did your ex turn up again?” my friend loudly sipped her tea.
“Worse,” I sighed sadly, mustering the strength to tell her the truth. “I slept with a bum.”
The whole tea that Lenka had in her mouth ended up on the table in the very same second.
“What—are you kidding, right?”
I shook my head. But that wasn’t all. I dug into my sweatshirt pocket and placed a test in front of my friend—two clear crimson lines.
How did I end up getting intimate with friends in a Maybach, thinking I could charm a decent woman while dressed as a bum? Only—dressed me so that even indecent people flinch. The prospect of losing the “mare” entirely doesn’t thrill me at all, so I’ll have to go all in on the art of seduction.
Attention! Contains profanity.
Attention! Contains scenes of drinking alcoholic beverages. Excessive alcohol consumption harms your health.
Attention! Contains explicit erotic scenes.
“Why are you so gloomy? Did your ex turn up again?” my friend loudly sipped her tea.
“Worse,” I sighed sadly, mustering the strength to tell her the truth. “I slept with a bum.”
The whole tea that Lenka had in her mouth ended up on the table in the very same second.
“What—are you kidding, right?”
I shook my head. But that wasn’t all. I dug into my sweatshirt pocket and placed a test in front of my friend—two clear crimson lines.
How did I end up getting intimate with friends in a Maybach, thinking I could charm a decent woman while dressed as a bum? Only—dressed me so that even indecent people flinch. The prospect of losing the “mare” entirely doesn’t thrill me at all, so I’ll have to go all in on the art of seduction.
Attention! Contains profanity.
Attention! Contains scenes of drinking alcoholic beverages. Excessive alcohol consumption harms your health.
Attention! Contains explicit erotic scenes.
